plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

by Azza1 January 22, 2015

Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol

“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”

-tiktok

by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019

Quirky with the plasters

A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.

I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even

by Meiwosk September 13, 2021

plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.

For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010

Plastered Fucking Retard

A person who has lost enough brain cells to be in the back of B-Hall.

No you plastered fucking retard, b hall is that way.

by djlink771 March 5, 2022