Parsec

Also known as a crab or that purple thing from the ninja turtles called krang.

by B February 20, 2003

plarker

something done with you in the back seat of a car

i plarkered your mom last night

by playier May 26, 2009

Plarmer

Noun. One who is a player that "charms" thier way into others pants. Only interested in hitting it a quitting it. Once a plarmer, always a plarmer.

"Dont talk to Brad! Hes such a plarmer, your gunna get screwed!"

by bloom pancakes December 7, 2009

parseculous

adjective denoting qualities of a parsec. (a unit of length, equal to just under 31 trillion kilometres)

my penis is parseculous

by Galactic DICKtator December 13, 2009

Plausemaroney

1. Completely implausable
2. A total screw up

Dave: Did you hear that 95% of all Icelandic dwarves have an STI of some kind?

Nick: Dude, that's such a plausemaroney!

by The Curling kids June 9, 2012

Plarted

When you have to take a plop, then you fart and you accidentally plop in your pants

Mom I plarted!

by ChasleyLR October 9, 2016

Plaise

Verb, to hand someone a blessing in the form of a tissue.

With this tissue, I plaise you Rosana.

by "The" is my middle name January 10, 2017