Let's have our plarnview meeting.
by Amphibius Maximus September 12, 2017
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by Oof that stinks! November 30, 2018
Get the Parfume mug.The privilege that celebrities, professional athletes, and politicians possess over regular citizens, that gives them the ability to broadcast their singular and oftentimes uneducated opinion to millions of people, simply because they enjoy access and prominence in media where non-famous, but more intelligent individuals do not. While all men may be created equal, their access to platforms is not and famous people become entitled to believe that their opinions and ideas have merit simply because they are famous.
Dude 1: "Man, can you believe the crappy lead singer from Coldplay is telling me who I should vote for? Who does he think he is?
Dude 2: "He's using his Platform Privilege. Celebrities always think we want to hear their opinions even though we all know they're complete morons and the media pukes it out to the masses because they're famous."
Dude 2: "He's using his Platform Privilege. Celebrities always think we want to hear their opinions even though we all know they're complete morons and the media pukes it out to the masses because they're famous."
by sam whittemore September 3, 2020
Get the Platform Privilege mug.That one childish teen that like to screech and acting dumb 24/7, because they like that personality and the live with it. Kinda shy on main but very nice person, and joyful with friends
"Look at him being a Plary, he's being himself"
"Does he play CODM?"
"I hope so, if he does, I think he has a KD over 22!"
"Does he play CODM?"
"I hope so, if he does, I think he has a KD over 22!"
by plarytheplatypus June 20, 2021
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1 (1.4-oz.) package fat-free, sugar-free chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups 1% low-fat milk
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 (8-oz.) container fat-free frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided
3/4 cup chocolate graham cracker crumbs (4 cracker sheets)
1 tablespoon freshly grated chocolate
Preparation
1. Whisk together first 3 ingredients in a bowl until blended and smooth. Fold in 1 1/2 cups whipped topping.
2. Spoon 1 Tbsp. crumbs into each of 6 (4-oz.) glasses, and top with 1/3 cup pudding mixture. Repeat layers with remaining crumbs and pudding mixture. Top each parfait evenly with remaining whipped topping and grated chocolate. Cover and chill at least 1 hour.
To defecate on any object or thing and to then cover in vomit.
1 (1.4-oz.) package fat-free, sugar-free chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups 1% low-fat milk
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 (8-oz.) container fat-free frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided
3/4 cup chocolate graham cracker crumbs (4 cracker sheets)
1 tablespoon freshly grated chocolate
Preparation
1. Whisk together first 3 ingredients in a bowl until blended and smooth. Fold in 1 1/2 cups whipped topping.
2. Spoon 1 Tbsp. crumbs into each of 6 (4-oz.) glasses, and top with 1/3 cup pudding mixture. Repeat layers with remaining crumbs and pudding mixture. Top each parfait evenly with remaining whipped topping and grated chocolate. Cover and chill at least 1 hour.
To defecate on any object or thing and to then cover in vomit.
by vidguy March 12, 2009
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Position Title: Email Platform Manager
Location: Remote
Reports to: Digital Campaigns Manager
Hours per week (average): Full-time
Overtime Status: Exempt
Position Summary
Evergreen seeks a full-time email platform manager to run Evergreen’s email and advocacy platform. Primary responsibilities will include setting up, testing, and publishing emails and landing pages, maintaining a database of subscribers and action takers, tracking and analyzing metrics, and developing A/B tests.
This role will help execute the transition of our email program from vendor management to in-house management, while maintaining existing templates, lists, and analytics. The email program manager may also assist with data analytics outside of the email program, and support content creation as needed.
The ideal candidate will have 3+ years of experience building and tracking emails, and will be comfortable maintaining critical data infrastructure inside complex digital platforms. Experience working in a political, policy, and/or advocacy setting is helpful.
Position Title: Email Platform Manager
Location: Remote
Reports to: Digital Campaigns Manager
Hours per week (average): Full-time
Overtime Status: Exempt
Position Summary
Evergreen seeks a full-time email platform manager to run Evergreen’s email and advocacy platform. Primary responsibilities will include setting up, testing, and publishing emails and landing pages, maintaining a database of subscribers and action takers, tracking and analyzing metrics, and developing A/B tests.
This role will help execute the transition of our email program from vendor management to in-house management, while maintaining existing templates, lists, and analytics. The email program manager may also assist with data analytics outside of the email program, and support content creation as needed.
The ideal candidate will have 3+ years of experience building and tracking emails, and will be comfortable maintaining critical data infrastructure inside complex digital platforms. Experience working in a political, policy, and/or advocacy setting is helpful.
by Purple_Pancake November 8, 2022
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It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.
It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.
Person 1 randomly: Yo Teach, berhati hati di ruang platform.
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me
by Berhatihatidiruangplatform June 9, 2023
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