"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.
Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.
Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.
* So, are you working on Tuesday?
** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.
** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.
by Abarbarea August 29, 2022
Get the Planning a diarrhea mug.The act of "Hatching a plan". As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.
by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020
Get the Hatch a plan mug.1)A bull shit assignment given to nursing students who have a lot of better things to do. Professors give these when they know the students don't have the time for it. Usually consists of at least 20 nursing diagnosis, and complete bull shit.
Joe: Fuck, i got this 20 page care plan to do.
Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.
Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.
by AliceBobCarol March 6, 2009
Get the Care Plan mug.A phrase used to describe a good, lucky, or fortunate situation. This is used in reference to Drake’s song, God’s Plan.
Person 1: I was at the grocery store and was short 25 cents, but the lady behind me noticed and gave me a quarter.
Person 2: God’s Plan!
Person 2: God’s Plan!
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Get the El plan mug.When' Plan A' did not work, you gotta go for 'plan B'. So basically it means the next plan after plan a is successful or a failure.
by Goldey the brilliant November 30, 2021
Get the Plan B mug.The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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