petrudeness

The state of being fat; fatness.

1) Look at that woman with her petrudeness.
2) Her petrudeness cause the ground to shake as she walked.

by R McL February 29, 2008

petrucha

a mass lad who is generally hired by western australian education institutions for no apparent reason than to disturb the students peace. hanging around such a person will deduct lad points.

Petrucha: Excuse me boy, im not finished with you yet!
dude: Man, you are so unlad...

dude 1: oh shit, that petrucha committed running away with our gibbons!
dude 2: Oh man, petrucha is not loose......
dude 1: we lost lad points for even hanging around with him...

by looseunit101 October 8, 2008

Petrunk

The act of getting drunk off of Petrone brand tequila.

I told you not to get petrunk at my wedding!

by Triskitout October 26, 2010

Pirulu Stick

A wooden ice cream stick used by local kids to lift dead jellyfish that have washed up on shore in Israel. Popularized by a viral copypasta called "Swearing on the Ventrilo".

"Look at that kid flipping the dead jellyfish with the pirulu stick , who does he think he is, the hero of the beach?"

by holyX June 10, 2019

Petrut

A Sweet and Handsome boy with large dick. He will always be the best at what he does. Every woman will be satisfied by his skills.

Who is Petrut.
My crush

by Nu am nume October 23, 2019

Pitrosexual

A term that describes a subset of mathematical constants that try to adopt certain adult behaviors or practices of the number π so that they too could catch the attention of an oft-semi-illiterate public, who might show an interest in them, especially their sexy numerical or geometric properties.

What are the chances that “pitrosexual” would be named the word of the year by the mathematical brethren in a-not-too-distant future?

by Fasters September 13, 2022

Pitbull

A shitty guy who got famous from saying dale and singing in his own language, all he does is sit down in his music videos or feature in other artists videos and he's bald. MR WORLDWIDE IS SHIT

'Omg you are so bald. You must be Pitbull"

by Leeeeela November 16, 2014