Pelvic Pinochle

Bumpin' uglies, making the beast with two backs... having sex

Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so.

by Opera December 26, 2008

does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

by J. @kins May 6, 2008

penor

The way to say penis if you want to be "1337" on the internet.

5ux0r my p3n0r nubz0r!!!!!11

by Bill-likes-cakes August 28, 2005

penor

penis. 1337 way to say penis, cock, or any other referral to the male genitalia.

kiss my ass and sux mah penor!

my penor is 11 inches long.

u wish u had mah penor!

This movie sux teh penor.

by jenou May 13, 2007

pelvic pinochle

Another word for having sex. Some people may remember this wird from the episode from Futurama. In that episode, the Doctor tries to seduce the controller from an old woman called "Mom" in order to save the world from a robot attack.

Fry: "You and mom were.. were..?"
Farnsworth: "...Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so."
all: "gasp!"

by Casmay26 April 7, 2008

Quadratic peinor

The strategic placement of 2 penises to where it appears that one is the square root of the other.

Monica: Luda, you can't quadratic peinor my dad.

Ludacris: Why?

Monica: He's your uncle!!

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

pinoche

A woman's crotch.
pronounced: pin-oach.

I'm gonna kick the betsy right square in the pinoche!

by broox October 11, 2005