Replacement word for the “F-bomb”. Doesn’t hit the algorithms for hate-speech.
Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
by Grandma Creates April 26, 2022
Get the Pinecone mug.The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.
Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.
Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.
Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.
Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.
Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.
Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.
Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
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Friend: WHAT THE HELL, THAT FUCKIN HURT, you just pineconed me
Friend: WHAT THE HELL, THAT FUCKIN HURT, you just pineconed me
by pinecone62 March 21, 2022
Get the Pineconed mug.A pinecone is a word you use to describe someone in a place of 'asshole' or another curse word. The use of pinecone is to be able to insult someone without them knowing, or if you are in a setting where it is inappropriate to use a curse word.
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Get the Pinecone mug.by Couchhhhh July 29, 2021
Get the Pineconing mug.The cone of a conifer, also called a conifer cone. Also, a pretty cool phrase to randomly say "pinecones on the tree".
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