pinch a loaf

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

by bingobastard March 28, 2009

pichea

pichea's a puertorrican slang word meanin "olvídalo" or in english "forget it". comes from pichear "to forget, to ignore". features majorly in reguetón and latin hiphop.

1. ( líricos de robarte un beso de ivy queen y don omar)"y si tu novio sale, dále pichea" = when your boyfriend leaves tell him it's over
2. uno' vato' me llamaban, pero no fueron a fuego pos le' picheo = some holmies hollered at me, but they ain't cool, so's i ignored dem
3. lo q te dije, pichea, papi = what i just said, just forget it, man

by don Shakar N. Livio December 14, 2008

Pichardo-Cedillo

This term is usually referres to somebody who is homosexual. They are really good at giving men blowjobs this is similar to the word Cedillo but in a homosexual way. Male prostitutes may sometimes be referred to as Pichardo-Cedillo.

If Pichardo-Cedillo promised to eat your meat, he will

by Krooty October 30, 2018

pinchaphobic

n. one who pinches a lot, their way of greeting. Mostly it is girls, but a guy named Pandar is starting to pinch these girls back because he thinks they're weird when they pinch you out of nowhere. Somehow, this little pinching trend crap seems to be spreading so a lot of girls start pinching. Pandar seems to have a lot of dug up skin from these vicious women

Adreawong: *pinch* PANDEERRRRRR <---its pandar, adreannie -_-
Pandar: WTF?!?!?? THAT HURT LIKE A DICK AHHHH
Pandar: anyways, so yesterday--
Adreawong: *pinch* *gives me the adreawong glare*
Pandar: CAN YOU NOT PINCH ME AND GIVE ME YOUR OWN GLARE?
Adreawong: HAHA PANDAAAAAAA *pinch*
Pandar: (holy crap when will she stop?!?!?!)
Pandar: okay, well you're kind of a pinchaphobic, so is allison for pinching my elbow all the time which feels good, also nancy, for starting this little trendy thing.

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

Pinch n’ dump

When you masturbate to the point of completion and right before the climax you pinch your foreskin catching the load and dumping at your own desired time and location

I was on vacation at my grandma’s and wasn’t comfortable ruining her sheets so I did the pinch n’ dump and let it go in the toilet

by Kentonawesome March 21, 2019

Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.

The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

pinch

To steal a small amount of Marijuana from someone elses bag.

"I'm gonna pinch a bud out of the bag while he's in the bathroom."

by BattlesOddjob June 9, 2004