Pig in a blanket

When you have sex with a fat woman and keep it on the down low

"Fletcher, did you fuck a pig in a blanket"
"No i didn't fuck Mckenzie"

by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 25, 2024

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

Pigs in the blanket

When a woman has a giant clit and labia

Pigs in the blanket

Man, my date last night gave me a pigs in a blanket

by Cyrus324 September 17, 2019

Pigs in a Blanket

When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.

“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”

“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”

by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024

Pigs in blankets

Extra thiccccc woman

They pigs in blankets

by Lowen10 April 12, 2019