Piffers

London slang used to describe a good looking girl.

Invented by Saul Newling - 2025

'Shes piffers bro'

by okaysau October 31, 2025

Cheese Puffed

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

Snoot piffer

A shitty comeback to poo and/or poot sniffer means that you won the insul war against them.

Me: You're a poot sniffer

Them: oh yeah well your uh uh a snoot piffer

by The1andonlysnoot November 30, 2014

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017

freckle puffed

Irritated, waisted time worrying

Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.

by Muffins McCain January 18, 2024

freckle puffed

Irritated, waisted time worrying

Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.

by Muffins McCain January 18, 2024