puerto rican concentration camp

When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.

This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.

by pp9k December 17, 2017

puertorican girls

The girls that no matter how hard you try will always steal your man right when they walk into the room.

"Dude I was at a party yesterday and this chick walks in through the door in slow motion. Fuck was she hot, obviously she was a puertorican girl!"

"I love me some puertorican girls."

by chittychittybang April 12, 2015

Puerto Rican Diet Plan

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.

I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.

by ryanayr August 31, 2011

pierogie

The yummiest food on earth. It's a Polish dish made from potato (cooked in some manner and mixed with whatever you like) wrapped in a wheat shell. Much like a ravioli or empanadilla, but oh so much better!

Mom, can we have pierogies and kielbasa for dinner?

by Van Pierce August 9, 2003

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.

Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011

Puerto Rican Tailfeathers

The trail of dark hair between a (usually) Puerto Rican woman's buttocks. A total turn-on if you've ever had the pleasure of bedding a hot 'Rican lady. Really tickles your nose in a 69.

That latina had a thong on at the beach, showing off her Puerto Rican Tailfeathers.

by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003

Puertonegro

a bitch called apollo

that puertonegro apollo just fucking ate all our food!

by omgdeltaomg August 12, 2009