polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

by Xesros January 4, 2017

prince phishing

Prince Phishing is the act of turning the tables on a nigerian prince. This often includes enticing nigerian princes on websites such as craigslist.org and then playing along with their scam only to later exact revenge upon them. This is often played for sport.

There are several ways to go prince phishing: for instance, if you were to list a laptop on craigslist.org for sale, and you receive a nigerian prince email asking you to send the laptop in exchange for payment over the internet, you would act like you believe him completely and then proceed to mail the prince a picture of your penis inside of a box with a declared customs value of thousands of dollars. When the prince goes to pick the package up from customs, thinking he has bested you, he will pay up to hundreds of dollars of his own money to pick up his winnings, only to then receive the box and realize he has paid hundreds for a picture of your penis.

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third December 26, 2009

fly phishing

The act of sending unsolicted dick pics to large groups of people hoping someone might respond.

Richard was fly phishing by sending over 50 dick pics to ladies on Facebook.

by In Memorium May 4, 2016

polishing my pearl

When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.

Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

Blue Moon Phasing

When one switches between drinking Original Blue Moon and its Seasonal Option.

Nothing much, just sittin' here, blue moon phasing.

by Mr. Stalwig May 7, 2011

Phishing

Little fucking Internet nerd faggot shit for brains that trick you into giving out your personal information (passwords etc), I lost my steam (pc gaming service) account with three great games, team fortress 2, CSS and GMod to these shitty fart bandits, get a fuckin life you phishing jizznets

Phishers: sign up here for the left 4 dead 2 early beta

you: fuckin hell yes, early left 4 dead 2

phishers: yoink, thanks for your account and the games you spent hard earned money to buy

you: FUCK SHIT TITTY BALLSACK Phishing scrotums

by SKILLS4K1LLS2 September 12, 2009

Plathing

verb. (to plath)
The practice of being inwardly negative to the point where normal interaction becomes difficult. This particularly relates to feelings of insecurity and/or alienation. Inspired by the late poet/author Sylvia Plath.
second definition:
reading writings by Sylvia Plath.

Sorry guys; I don't feel like going. I'm totally plathing right now.

by the real RoMak July 5, 2008