nine percenter

Someone who identifies with being racially white. Also known as a Niner. The nine percent being the number of white people estimated to be in the world

You sure about him./He looks a little on the dark side.
No sweat, he's a Niner. nine percenter

by Schlimm Jim April 24, 2016

Perfecter

The act of being more perfect, while showing goofiness through the use of improper grammar

Her-you're perfect.
Him-you're perfecter!

by Matt1232211 June 12, 2017

twenty percenter

The 20% of Americans who still approve of Bush's job performance.

Hey, I bet that Moran guy is a twenty percenter!

by The other eighty percent October 16, 2008

99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

pervent

a percent pervert

man 1: hey its 69 finally!

man 2: eww nasty

man 1: no my music download is finally at 69%. you pervent

by jonathan92c October 28, 2008

Pervette

a porno/pervert mustache, the Corvette of mustaches.

that man totally has a pervette.

by CommanderCutie May 3, 2009

perverted

A word that can be used in pretty much any situation to describe something with a negative connotation. Does not apply only to situations involving sex or whatever.

dude 1: "Donald Trump is way too ugly to bang the chicks he gets"
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."

by Kirby33 August 26, 2006