pervertical

pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.

Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?

Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.

Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Tommy- We're pervertical.

Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.

Tommy- So, did you fuck her?

Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.

Tommy- You're such a romantic.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Pervert

Someone who goes around making jokes at other people being very crude and pornographic thinking they are being funny or making a pass at someone and being very nasty with horny jokes

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by browngirlsdonttakebs May 5, 2009

Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.

God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.

by Slick James April 19, 2010

perverted dictionary

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.

E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

by Erica meow meow August 7, 2011

Pervert

a person who thinks of nothing but sex, and who relates everything around them to intercourse; someone who you can barely have a decent conversation with cause they're either a) staring between your legs b) making constant perverted jokes or c) attempting to rape you

Innocent person: I hated the test today! It was so HARD!!!
Pervert: Hahaha... That's what she said.

Innocent person: Hey, I was just looking for... what are you staring at?
Pervert: You got a piece of lint on your crotch... want me to get it off?
Innocent person: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!

by likeyoucarewhatmynameis April 25, 2010

pervert

A pervert is someone who often think about sexual interactions, and enjoys commenting about sexual content. Most perverts will often look at your private parts, or actual touch them, or do something related to body that you just help cringe and be totally disturbed about.

"That boy is such a pervert, I mean yesterday, I said "Hi" and he pushed me against the locker and started playing with my breast."

by theMagicalUnicornz March 3, 2017

pervert

more than 99.9% of the world's population.

i can take any sentence and make it dirty.
i am a pervert.

by girl369x February 2, 2008