Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

by Haley December 28, 2005

Perpostisaurous

-A term used to define something rediculous. Coined by Ryan Ford

-A yellow, Microsoft-Paint spawned, red and purple spotted, rather angry dinosaur.

-"that was utterly perpostisaurous!"

-perposterous.tripod.com: "Cuz he's perposterous like that" -kinda long load

by Lennyist Leader April 18, 2004

peroscarlate

An exaggerated reaction to something that poses no threat.

A guy throws a foam brick at his mate, causing him to swear/jump/scream when there was no need to, thus he 'peroscarlated'

by Doug Mattushek October 26, 2008

The Hannah Perks

Hannah Perks is a mythical creature who has lived on the Earth for billions of years.

Hannah's main interests are gaming, making love to lamp posts and touching up old men.

Hannah can't attract any male species her age so she targets the older generation among her species.

The Hannah Perks dwells the depths of Soho.

by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 10, 2012

Off the perks

Off the perks is when your friend is being a faggot or when he needs to calm down

"Nigga chill out you off the perks" or "you had 1 to many sips of speed cola you off the perks"

by Nigga man 30000 July 17, 2021

perpostulate

a combination of perposterous meaning something ridiculas, and postulate a geometry term meaning something you just except. therefor the meaning is something rediculas that you just accept

did you see that trick! it was perpostulate!

by tairry hesticles December 5, 2010

percoset

a french guy with a tiny dick

Paul is such a percoset.

by BigMike0208 April 5, 2017