Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.

Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

ParchedRaptor66

best gamer alive a freak in the sheets and will clap anyone's cheeks ;)

ParchedRaptor66 can clap my cheeks

by Troy6969 October 31, 2022

Parched

Being exceedingly eager to get something, and thus licking the arse of your manager to achieve something.

Often a place in the starting line up if you are Cédric Soares.

The Japanese fans clearing up after their emphatic world cup victory was parched.
Cedric Soares will often try to get in the starting line up through his parched behaviour to Mikel Arteta

by cenglish December 3, 2022

Peached

When you get pranked by someone repeatedly singing "Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches," to the tune of the Jack Black song "Peaches" from the Super Mario Bros. Movie.

Man 1: "Hey dude did you see what happened in New York yesterday?"

Man 2: "No, what happened?"

Man 1: "Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches"

Man 2: "Damn I just got Peached"

by EGS99 April 10, 2023

Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""

by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024

percheese

Tucker's catchphrase

"Percheese! (Tucker's catchphrase)"

by WayWorse November 18, 2023

parchedness

Can be used in a similar manner as “dehydration,” but focuses more on the feeling of lack of water and the physical effects

“Man I’m really suffering from parchedness today.”

by Mg_Maeve April 20, 2024