Pepsi 

A cheap remake of coca-cola. Most commonly consumed by people who are colorblind and cannot see that it is in fact Pepsi and not cocacola. However, they don't drink very much of it, because it tastes revolting and they realize what it is in the first sip and throw it at the nearest bum.

Wtf mister pizza guy??!!! I asked for coke!!! What is this nasty blue crap?!?!!???!!?

Uhh.... pepsi? It tastes like exactly the same dude.

Have you ever tried it?

No, but i heard that from my colorblind friend.

He was drinkin a coke man. Taste this shit.

-drinks a little, then spits it out-

EWWWW!!!

i know man.

Pepsi by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008

pepsi 

a good tasting soda

Pepsi is great

pepsi by redydfeyg December 4, 2014

pepsi 

this is something that you drink; kind of pop

Michaela-Hey get me a pepsi

pepsi by Bananas123332 June 19, 2008

Pepsi 

The drink of a new generation, the stopper of all protests, the bringer of peace.

"hey those two guys are fighting I gotta bridge the divide with this amazing Pepsi"

Pepsi by PepsiConsumer May 10, 2017

pepsi 

what you drink after sex

*Laying in bed after sex* I need a pepsi.

pepsi by fuckinginsane June 18, 2008

pepsi 

Coke that tastes like shit.

Can I have a can of Coke please. Wot, you only have Pepsi? Eeuch. Well, ok then.

S'pose it doesn't taste that bad....

pepsi by millie me September 25, 2006

Pepsi 

What poor people snort.

"I couldn't find me any coke from my usual sources, so were gonna have to snort pepsi instead."

Pepsi by stimpy October 16, 2003