Panty Cruster

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.

I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Penny for your thoughts?

1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.

Penny for your thoughts? Um...let's eat?

OK!

by thedzone October 17, 2009

penny loafer

is a kind of shoe, like an oxford. Other countries may call it mocassin. They are called penny loafers because in the old days the shoes had a slit on top of it where a coin, a penny, a dime could be fitted, specially if wore by girls, in case they needed to make a phone call.

She likes to wear comfortable shoes, so she is always wearing penny loafers

by laura dubcovsky May 15, 2007

Panty Grease

Cocaine

Cor look at those two slappers, they're a guaranteed 2 line rule, you got the panty grease?

by Da Real JZ February 12, 2009

Panty beard

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.

I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!

by VampireG May 15, 2005

Penny-Arcade

A web-comic that doesn't get nearly enough credit from you guys :P

Penny-Arcade is at least worth checking out- Penny-Arcade.com

by Cardboard Tube Samuri May 25, 2003

penny queen

where all of NDP grades compete with who can raise the most money for the kids in el salvador to go to school.one girl from each grade will do crazzyyy things for money.we will do anything to get the penny queen banner, but the seniors usually are the most motivated. (except for class of 2011 as freshman raising $5700) the most weve ever made was $20,000 in one weeeeek

NDP girl - hey maura, stuff your face with 15 mustard colored marshmallows and were gonna slam your face with shaving cream
Penny Queen - how much?
NDP girl - everyone together $50
Penny Queen - DONE

by NDP2011 January 12, 2009