the act of a male's penis going kablooey; the exact moment when a guy's genitaila bursts into a thousand pieces, leaving him penisless.
The man penisploded after not peeing for 6 months straight and it filled itself up until it couldn't take anymore.
by Tjwalker17 September 1, 2011
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A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.
Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
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Get the Penisalicious mug.Peniseye, (adapted from PSI), is used to measure the pressure of semen when hitting the eye during a money shot.
Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.
Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin. OG Mudbone just registered 40Peniseye on a money shot delivered on a film set in San Bernadino. He broke Peter North's previous record of 38Peniseye!
by Al-katraz May 4, 2018
Get the Peniseye mug.when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive
hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.
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Get the penisally mug.Penisexual means that you, either you are a girl a boy or whatever you want to be. Can only like romantically or sexually people that own a penis, literally. This is a sexuality.
This girl has a penis and we are getting married tomorrow, yup.
My boyfriend has a penis, we love each other.
I noticed that I'm penisexual when I was just a teen and I need it to have a proper definition!
My boyfriend has a penis, we love each other.
I noticed that I'm penisexual when I was just a teen and I need it to have a proper definition!
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