pence

(v.) To constrict one's sphincter.

She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.

OR

I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.

by JohnnySwitchblade June 6, 2017

Peaced

To be defeated by someone while playing a game (most likely Soul Calibur).

(Maxi ring outs Astaroth)

Winner to loser: "You just got PEACED!!!!"

by JBoyer April 22, 2006

trump pence

the horrible president trump and the ok vise president pence.

I hate trump pence.

by 2022mcgowesh November 9, 2016

pence up

Pence up, pencing up - The results of inadequate lube during anal sex causing a dick to get stuck in an asshole.

I need more lube, your asshole is starting to Pence Up.

by Rmutter March 31, 2015

Fly Girl Pence

What Mike Pence turns into after a fly lands on his head during VP debates

repressed stuck-up Christian Mike Pence—JC Penney catalog-idea of almost-handsome—debated Kamala Harris and had a house fly land on his head. When the fly's regurgitation interacted with Pence's hairspray he instantly transformed into Fly Girl Pence; filed for divorce from Karen; and admitted being in a long-term affair with a fella named Eduardo.

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

Penged

Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.

Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.

by Mr Pacman June 14, 2010

Peaced

Peaced is a state-of-being. It is a feeling that you get after a really good high. It is most commonly paired with the description of "It's like I'm high, but I'm as sharp as a pin.".

Currently, as I type this, I am almost peaced myself. I'm just getting through the stages of being high as fuck, and am passing into the stages of mellow, and dull, soon after that I will be peaced.

Stoner 1 - "Duuuuuude... ... ...are you peeeaced, maan?
Stoner 2 - "He, ha, ha... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... yeah-man ... I'm peaced."
Stoner 1 - "Sweeeet, maa- ... ... *snore* *SNORE* *snore*

by Click Weiler January 16, 2009