Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.

I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009

peeing out of my butt

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.

The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.

dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.

by jim December 28, 2005

Peeing on the fire

when a group of people are laughing and another person makes it completely stop.

Group- "Hahahahahaha! Good one!

Guy- "Boats are cool."

Group- "WTF? Dude you are peeing on the fire"

by kicker159951 December 4, 2010

Twin Peaking

When you speak/write in bizarre/ominous sentences.

Person 1: The owls are not what they seem
Person 2: Hey can you stop Twin Peaking? I'm trying to concentrate

Person 1: Without chemicals, he points
Person 2: -_-

by bin.mint July 26, 2017

poking cotton

Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.

1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.

2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.

by Ezeerider July 26, 2005

pecking order

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.

You are at the bottom of the pecking order.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004