Mom's Panties

The softest material you will ever feel on your cock. It will make you cum faster than you ever have before.

"I jerked off with my mom's panties earlier and I only lasted two minutes. I came straight into the crotch of them, and she found them. Now, she lets me use her panties whenever."

by Animelover6666 May 26, 2018

Blue Jean Panties

When said pair of blue jeans have been cut into shorts to almost resemble thong like panties. Also mainly wore on women that should not be wearing them.

"Dam her cut-offs are to short and they are ridding up her ass!" "What you never seen blue jean panties before?"

by Blue Jean Panties July 20, 2009

panties in a wad

to get all upset over something trivial, as if one's underwear has rolled up into an uncomfortable ball between one's butt cheeks

Cheri: "Did you see what he did to my iPod? I can't believe he put that song on there."
Bobbi: "Oh don't get your panties in a wad over it, you can always take it off."

by nerak January 2, 2007

panties yeah

kind of like "fuck yeah", but better.

MF- Lets eat some nutella!
SK- PANTIES YEAH!

by M-A-K April 1, 2007

granny panties

1)A term to describe the kind of women's underpants that are considered "uncool" if you're under the age of 60, or something. In this aspect they are similar to tightie whities for boys. Granny pants are usually high cut, with a highly elastic waistband that will come up to at least your belly button. They may also come in floral patterns, pink patterns, or other "old lady" looking styles- just like any other type of underwear, actually, anything's possible stylewise.
People who wear granny underwear usually wear it because
A) their mom bought it for them
B) they don't like thongs or bikini cuts
C) they're playing some kind of sport (oh, c'mon, you don't seriously think that all female athletes wear thongs, do you? Most "sporty" girls underpants are NOT thongs or really low cut.)
D) they just like them and don't care what others think.

Also called grannie panties, granny underwear, etc.

Locker room:
-"Ew, you wear granny panties?"
-"Yeah, that's right, I do. Get over it. At least they don't go up my a** like thongs."

by andriod5 January 13, 2006

Pattie

A wonderful person who is wicked strong and will stand up for what she believes in no matter how illogical it may be. They are usually rather small but their booming voices and personalities make up for this. They are willing to try almost anything and are wicked loyal to their friends. They are thebomb.com. They love music, movies, and cooking.

"You hear bout that girl being badass?"
"Yeah but it's just Pattie being Pattie"

by Ju-Fro September 4, 2013

Man Panties

A thong with a special "cup" to hold the male genitalia.

Girlfriend: "I just like to go to sleep wearing a T-shirt and Panties!"

Boyfriend:"Me Too!!!!"

Girlfriend:"Panties??

Boyfriend:"Ummmm... MAN PANTIES!!!"

by girl w/out panties May 1, 2004