A Parsons is a girl who will always be on your side. As long as you never hurt them you’re set for life. Someone named Parsons is typically male, but a female Parsons is an absolute gem of a person. A Parsons loves to act and deserves all of the best roles. A Parsons is a dreamer, having big ambitions that we all hope will come true for her. She’s a stellar person and will be there for you if you do the same. She won’t accept any BS. She’ll call you out in a second flat. So it’s best to be truthful with her. She has the best music taste and will always get excited when you play a song she likes. She loves her friends and they would do anything for her. A Parsons is the kind of person you’d drive out to their house at two AM just to give them a hug and hang out cause they need it. A Parsons hates fake people and dislikes conflict. A Parsons worst enemy is a Leah. We all hate Leah. If you keep Parsons as a friend you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been. You’ll constantly want to hang out with them. A Parsons is the perfect example of a friend. You should get you a Parsons.
Person 1: Woah man! Did you see that girl over there? She looks really nice!
Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!
Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!
by Fartdad107 April 15, 2022
Get the Parsonsmug. by notjessica January 4, 2022
Get the jessica parsonsmug. The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.
Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!
by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015
Get the Parsonedmug. Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Get the split parsonalitymug. mr zeng anoyer
by luka pishulu May 9, 2024
Get the eric parsonmug. Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow
by anynonymouse December 16, 2022
Get the Parsonsmug. Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
by straight pisces March 20, 2024
Get the Brian Parsonmug.