pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

Da Best Person In Da World

The best person in the world is Julio Moreno. The best Tall boi you've ever met, he's nice to everyone.

Julio Moreno is a friendly person so he is Da Best Person In Da World

by KrizDaWiz October 20, 2019

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

imaginary person of doom

It's Hitler, George Bush Saddam Hussein all mixed together, used as an insult. It also means you don't exist and your evil.

Person1: Hahaha I rule you all 'cause I'm a nazi
Person2: GTFO Imaginary person of doom

by oasisxpoison August 23, 2009

person who doesn't get air quotes

someone who thinks that air quotes are used for real things and doesnt get the saracsm

dude, she though i was going to attack her!
she's just a person who doesn't get air quotes. she doesnt understand the quotes around "poke"

by jkwelling March 8, 2010

person next door

fat shit with geek friends and dirty ass girlfriends, plays the computer 90% of his life, and uses his parents money to buy himself 'cool' clothes

im not giving you one

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease but learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023