The thick winter fog surrounding a prison at night that allows an easier escape and able to get away by not being seen in the thick fog.
by Longshot Lee December 24, 2024
Get the Parole Dust mug.A person who's been let out of prison early on conditional release, meaning they have to meet certain requirements, such as checking in with parole officers they've been assigned to, being gainfully employed, not associating with criminals or gang members, avoiding substance use, etc. If the person is found to have violated their parole agreement, they may be sent back to prison to finish out the remainder of their sentence.
The McDonald's manager was having trouble filling the vacancy, so decided to take a chance on the parolee who had applied for the position.
by Jonathan Rose February 19, 2025
Get the Parolee mug.1. A parent whose child has died. Unlike ‘widow’ (spouse) or ‘orphan’ (child), English has no word for this loss. ‘Parorphan’ fills the gap: a parent orphaned of their child.
2. By extension, a parent whose child is alive but permanently estranged, absent, or lost to them in life.
2. By extension, a parent whose child is alive but permanently estranged, absent, or lost to them in life.
• After her son’s accident, she became a parorphan.
• He calls himself a parorphan — his daughter still walks the earth, but not with him.
Origin: From parens (Latin, “parent”) + orphanós (Greek, “bereft”). Coined 2025.
• He calls himself a parorphan — his daughter still walks the earth, but not with him.
Origin: From parens (Latin, “parent”) + orphanós (Greek, “bereft”). Coined 2025.
by Shlomo Toren August 21, 2025
Get the Parorphan mug.The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.
Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”
Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”
Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025
Get the Parole Bazooka mug.by J Dubbayu September 27, 2006
Get the No Parole Records mug.A beautiful woman and a warrior, best friend a person could have, just don’t trust them on the beginning
by Beautiful_shit September 14, 2021
Get the dirty Parreira mug.Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.
Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
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