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Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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parejon

big guy that likes to play football soccer often in the company of a "PRIMO" weights aroudn 96-107 kg's

aka. vaca
1. Damn, that parejon sure plays real nice along with his PRIMO
by Crossfox October 19, 2008
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pardoning myself

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018
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Pardon Me

a cool guy will be ns god
Pardon me is very cool and hot
by pardonme_ December 6, 2020
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Pardon My French

When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.
Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.
by Devastat1oN_ February 11, 2009
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Pardon My Homo

A phrase to excuse inadvertent gayness on the part of a straight male.
Dude, his tie doesn't even match his shirt. Woah, pardon my homo, sorry guys.
by Pardon My Homo February 24, 2011
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pardon my zinger

Zing.

To Zing (syn: pwn), is to viciously point out flaws, with relentless, uncaring effort. The term "Burn" was overused, and therefore had died. From its ashes rose several new terms, such as Snap, and Zing. To be Zing is bliss, and neverending once you have it.
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Zing
"Should you need to think about a comeback, or something to retort, it is no longer a Zing, but a common insult".
by Gari August 29, 2005
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