Sleep paralysis

Something that cultivates intensifying fear.

" I had sleep paralysis last night
"Sleep paralysis?"
"The most frightening thing I have experienced in my life"

by UltimateDoge May 8, 2021

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

emo paralysis

When you're in an emo mood and cannot get out of it.

Friend: wanna go out tonight?

Me: I can't I'm in emo paralysis so I'm just gonna sit here and sulk

by Willywonka738282 April 7, 2017

sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.

Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

paralysis face

having an uneven symmetry, usually do to drugs or heavy drinking.

"Hey, who is that paralysis face that bought you a beer."

by DBrowning May 24, 2007

Password Paralysis

The unexpected brain-lock caused by having too many passwords such that you suddenly and completely lose the ability to log in to a website or program.

"I was struck by password paralysis at the office and looked like a total 'foon in front of the boss

by Sandmanvan May 1, 2011

Freezy Paralysis

The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.

One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.

Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?

Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.

by J-coups August 5, 2010