by Willywonka738282 April 08, 2017
Dude, how’s that Jeep project coming?
Bro, I can’t even start it because I have too many projects and can’t focus on any of them. Fucking project paralysis…
Bro, I can’t even start it because I have too many projects and can’t focus on any of them. Fucking project paralysis…
by goodlord! July 29, 2021
Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.
Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."
by CP1991 December 26, 2015
by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015
The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
by J-coups August 04, 2010
The unexpected brain-lock caused by having too many passwords such that you suddenly and completely lose the ability to log in to a website or program.
"I was struck by password paralysis at the office and looked like a total 'foon in front of the boss
by Sandmanvan April 12, 2011
by DBrowning May 08, 2007