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Par

A small town/village hybrid in East Cornwall, UK. Unlike it's smaller cousin village Tywardreath, Par is mildly entertaining, if only in the form of the casual crime perpetuated by the Year 10's and 11's of nearby Fowey School.

The rise of casual crime in Par went relatively unnoticed by the inhabitants until an innocent man was beaten to death on Par Beach by four drunken thugs. Since then there has been a spate of beatings, graffiti and general vandalism.

One common sight in Par is the continual circling of irritatingly loud mopeds and stupidly modified cars around the one way system. This is due to a lack of things to do in Par.

At night, common sights include gangs of 15-year-olds pretending to be gangsters getting drunk on a single can of Stella between them, and girls of the same age looking like shop dummies that have been spray painted orange.
Charlie: Let's go to Par!
Mate: Um, let's not. I find Par's huge amounts of inbred crack dealers and schoolboys casually vandalising cars quite a deterrant.
Charlie: Ah, that's true! Let's go to Plymouth instead.
by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009
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Par-Kour

parkour is the art of movement and the ability to get from point a to point b as quickly and efficiently as possible.
to do this usually involves scaling walls, vaulting fences, running. its kind of like free running if you know what that is. except par-kour has a goal in mind while free running is just running around doing whatever.
by alcapwn September 7, 2010
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sub-par

below the expected average; not good enough.
This subway sandwich is sub-par. You call yourself a sandwich artist?
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par

slang for most things
as said by tempa t. say man slapped the camera its a par you get me its a next hype. start draggin down the shop its a par. everything is a par
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Koon Par-Tay

A party in which only koons are welcome.
Hey, you wanna go to that koon par-tay?

Na im good.
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Ver tus et'chier par ru je't

a battle cry used to summon midgets to a battle... it might backfire....Good Luck :
No examples needed we don't need another tragedy...so dont cry out -Ver tus et'chier par ru je't- for this is a warning...
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par to the gnar

What you call the person who is almost as good as, or on par with, the gnarzilla.
Hey Brah, G money wrestled that shark again. Shes par to the gnar!
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