packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

packing heat

Having a concealed firearm for protection or to carry out violence.

"Don't come to Brick City, unless yo' packing heat."

by Diego August 31, 2003

Parking Lot Police

One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.

Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*

by Doggidew April 13, 2005

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e July 30, 2006

Rosa Parking

Specifically, parking in a spot that is off limits to you.

Also, parking in a metered spot and refusing to pay, parking in a spot with a stated time limit and grossly exceeding it, parking in a spot too small or large for your vehicle, taking up two (or more) spots.

Finally, parking in a place that is not designated for parking.

"Damn, this Wal*Mart lot's all full except for the handicap spot... that's just not fair. It's time for some Rosa Parking."

"Dude, must've been a woman Rosa Parking that Escalade square over the line."

Neil Armstrong to Buzz Aldrin: "What the hell is this Geo Metro doing on the moon?"
Buzz Aldrin: "oh that bitch is certainly Rosa Parking!"

by Duncan McQueirter December 14, 2010

packing

A massive, long penis that is obvious even with loose/baggy clothing. Also impossible to fit into jeans.

HEY DID YOU SEE THAT? GOOD GOD! THAT BASS PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD, BUT HE IS MAXIMALLY PACKING HE IS SO SEXY I CANT HEAR THE CONCERT!

by GUTME September 19, 2009

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003