pants

The only place where you can pee and it feels good.

Joe peed his pants twenty times in one day.

by The Amazing Pickle June 14, 2018

pants

A verb used to express the action of pulling down someone's pants, usually by surprise. To "double pants" someone is to pull down both their pants and underwear at the same time.

That guy over there thought it was funny to pants me.

by Ainolketta July 6, 2005

Panteli

A girl who is really smart in school but lacks common sense. She can never be wrong and is frequent to moaning and crying but is also a freak in the sheets. Keeps her legs open until she finds the one guy she wants forever. Also loves garlic and cheese.

Guy 1: "hey, i slept with that girl last night"
Guy 2: "She's such a Panteli "
Guy 1: "Yea, I could smell the garlic off her breath"

by Anon2244 June 14, 2018

pants, man, pants.

Implying that you do not care, and that the person telling you it should shut up and go away.

Little brother: "I need some milk."
Brother: "Pants, man, pants."

by pantsville June 11, 2018

PANTS

An exclamation used when someone with fat ass legs wear a mini skirt or shorts and shouldn't be. If seen during the day, you pass someone and quickly say pants.

(passing a friend after seeing a girl with way too short booty shorts on) PANTS! (walks away)

by Roxie_cristal September 20, 2009

pants

a word homosexuals use to describe the act of anal intercourse.

After watching a man JO in the Gold's Gym showers, Chris turned around and took it in the pants.

by Timmy PE January 6, 2005

pants

1) An item of clothing which many people seem to have a complicated love/hate relationship with.
2) An ending to a sentence when you can't think of anything else to say, because you're tired or awkward, as opposed to trailing off and leaving an awkward silence.

1) This morning I felt like wearing pants, but right now my legs beg to be free!
2) "...And that's when I realized I'd known her all along but had forgotten her face... Erm, pants."

by Luna July 25, 2004