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pander

1. To act as a go-between or liaison in sexual intrigues; function as a procurer.
This could be like a pimp or anyone who gets one party to have sexy feelings for another party who is already interested.

2. To cater to the lower tastes and desires of others or exploit their weaknesses: “He refused to pander to nostalgia and escapism”
Middle English Pandare, character who procured for Troilus the love of Cressida in Troilus and Creseyde, poem by Geoffrey Chaucer (ca. 1342–1400)
by suzy que February 28, 2005
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pandemic

Brand name for that heron, heroin, that fire shit that'll get you fucked up, on The Wire. Not to be confused with WMD, Bin Laden, or Icicles.
Bodie Broadus: "PAAAAANDEMIC! Got that PANDEMIC!"
Bubs: "Gimme two"
*Bodie flashes sign for two vials to the runner*
by Preston Broadus December 10, 2009
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pandelerious

when everyone except you is seeing something that for all you know is not really there
Group: Jack, how are you not seeing this dinosaur?
Jack:I really have no clue what all of you are talking about
Group: Well clearly you must be pandelerious
by lack of cheese November 8, 2010
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pandemarathon

Refers to the TV networks running marathons of shows and movies during the covid-19 corona virus pandemic where people were asked to quarantine for two weeks in mid March of 2020.
I'm fix'n to blaze up during this quarantine and watch me this pandemarathon of 12 hrs of Bar Rescue. Then I'm gonna watch a pandemarathon of three Rambo movies in a row!
by JoeyBomm March 29, 2020
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pandemaniac

A person during a pandemic who behaves like a selfish prick.
Did you see that pandemaniac at Costco with 50 jars of peanut butter in his cart?
by Heywood JaBlowne March 31, 2020
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Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.
You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.
by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020
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pandemic pudge

Extra body fat gained as a result of inactivity and/or lack of motivation to work out during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Man Charlie's gained some weight since we've last seen him, guess the pandemic pudge hit him real hard.
by FlamingOrange April 25, 2021
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