Palsywad

A person with cerebral palsy.

Joe: Did you see that retard?

Mitch: Yeah what the hell is wrong with him?

Joe: He's a palsywad.

by MSHUAH July 5, 2009

Palkia

The pokemon that does not want to be your Pal
an absolute jerk who will randomly shoot spacial rend if there clock in its face or you mention dialga but if it spots dialga then the world will be exterminated and be eroded by space and time

trainer: hey palkia look a cloc-
palkia: *shoots spacial rend at the clock*
trainer: bruh why would you oh crud its dialga...

*the earth got ripped apart while they fought*

by national person September 28, 2021

Programmer Palsy

The semi-permanent paralysis of the arms, hands and wrists evident in computer programmers who eschew use of the mouse in favor of short cut key combinations. The condition is recognizable by the frozen position of one's arms bent inwards, wrists bent outwards and fingers snarled into a useless tangle of digits.

Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.

Bob: What is the matter with that dude?!

Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.

Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.

by Aaron the Architect March 28, 2013

Ganky panky

When someone is killed or killing someone else seductivey; to kill in a seductive manner

I killed him, but I used the old ganky panky to do it so it wouldn’t be too bad for him

I tried to ganky panky him, but he had too much of a boner so I just killed him normally

by Onefabulousfatty March 3, 2019

hanky-panky

1. dishonesty, decietfulness

2. sexual intercouse, especially sexual misconduct

Looks like there's some hanky-panky going on in there.

by Light Joker April 14, 2007

parky

Uncomfortably cold, to the point you're shivering. Mainly used in the North of England, UK. Probably dirived from weather cold enough to need a parker.

Bloody 'ell fred, it's reet parky in 'ere, put some more coal on't fire.

by EvilOverlord November 28, 2003

Danky Panky

Having sex after smoking some high-grade marijuana. Often results in the following: copious amounts of sleep, eating, pregnancy, learning difficulties, and onset of adventurous ideas, seizures, cardiac arrest, convulsions, paranoia, brain damage, bursts of energy, sudden death, increased driving and video game skills, restless leg syndrome, new pets, learning incredibilities, and long walks with your drug dealer.

Jim: Yo, i heard you pulled a Danky Panky with Jess the other night.

Frank: Yeah dude, we smoke 4 bowls then got at it.

by aaaaaaav September 20, 2010