pistance

How far away from the urnal that you can stand and still piss in the urnal.

Bro I got my pistance up to 6 feet today.

by D_professor October 31, 2015

Pakistani Pickle

A sexual act in which a man dips his cock in vinegar, straps a firecracker to said cock, lights the firecracker and vigorously shags his female companion until the firecracker explodes.

Roy was distraught when he found out his wife had been cheating on him, but instead of getting angry, he just gave her the Pakistani Pickle and ended both of their sex lives.

by El Stumpo Loco May 16, 2019

Pakistani Wedding

A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.

Me and my buddies are thinking about getting together and having a Pakistani Wedding.

by cleves July 8, 2023

Irish Anti-Pakistan League

A group of children in Dublin, Ireland who hated their Pakistani neighbours (that attacked them multiple times) so much that they formed a league against them and hid in their gardens to ambush them.

The Irish Anti-Pakistan League ambushed them while they threw stones around.

by General Gold July 6, 2022

Pakistani Volcano

A very sick sex act that consists of a girl laying down on the floor, followed by a guy taking in a shit in her mouth. After hes done, he jumps on her stomach and the shit comes flying out of her mouth like a volcano

Jim- Dude, that girl i met at the bar last night wanted me to give her the Pakistani Volcano!

Tom- Grosssss!

by AwsomeHardwood July 7, 2011

pakistani style

The unleashing of the Pakistani Kraken, specifically upon a member of the female sex. While performing sexual intercourse "pakistani style," users may feel like playing cricket, playing fifa, yelling loudly, asking what a calzone is, or generally acting like a stereotypical pakistani-american. All members of society in the vicinity of anyone doing it pakistani style should exercise extreme caution, so they do not witness the awe-inspiring magnitude of the Pakistani Kraken.

Girl- Oh my you're so attractive you cute pakistani boy.

Pakistani-American Boy- *whips out Pakistani Kraken and has his way with her, pakistani style.*

by a spacebirdman September 27, 2011

pakistan

Pakistan is NOT a threat to the world. People please think before you open your mouths about something you don't know about. The terrorists in pakistan are in no way representative of the country. They are horrible people, but they are not as big a threat as people think. America is going the wrong way about it. We should educate the impoverished parts rather than destroy them. Killing the people will only motivate more to hate Americans, and make them believe a war is going on. What would you think if I judged England on it's gangs (remember that poor 11 year old boy who got shot?) or Italy on the mafia, america on the streetfights etc. Would you decide to not go to Italy because of the Mafia? The terrorists themselves are from Afghanistan, who passed through the Pak-Afghan border. Think of how difficult it is to protect more than 2000 km of border, half of which is among one of the worlds largest mountain range, from random solitary people. We can't just set up a great wall. Yet we're doing it, stopping as many illegal immigrants as possible, but come on, we don't have the money for something like that. The terrorists were made after the Afghan Russia war, fueled by America who themselves created the Jihadi fighters, in hope they would knock Russia (America's threat at the time)off it's feet. AMERICA created the terrorists, and now they're coming into Pakistan. And about Pakistan's poverty. We are not as poor as you think. The streets in Karachi, Islamabad etc. look like any other, we have everything you have, but there is still a lack of money, lots of beggars and a fragile economy. It's not our fault. We are a 60 year old country who started with only one working factory. This was as you know because of the selfish British invasion, which they did for their own greed and profit, leaving the subcontinent in a terrible state. And now some of them make fun of us for our poverty. But this doesn't make me dislike Britain. I know the people who took over our land are not the same as the ones I meet, and I don't judge them off generalisations.

Apart from that, Pakistan is an extremely amazing and wonderful country. Urdu, an amazing, soft language is the best language in the world. Beautiful cities, wonderful sites, and the best people you're ever going to meet.

Pakistan is an amazing country, and we don't care about what anyone else says bad about it. You can't say ANYTHING about it unless you've actually been there and truly know what it's like. This is the real truth. Go and see for yourself.

by lovableoath January 4, 2009