A car with only one headlight
Johnny was driving down the highway at nighttime and was shocked when what he thought was an oncoming motorcycle was actually a pawdiddle.
by Di_Namite August 23, 2011
Get the Pawdiddle mug.Reminiscent of high school days, the Padiddle bomb is based on the car game where guys and gals drive around at night, if a car comes in sight with one headlight or one taillight out, all passengers hit the ceiling and yell "Padiddle!!" Whichever gender hit the ceiling first wins the round and the opposite gender has to remove an article of clothing
The Padiddle bomb consists of a half a glass of bud light, which during our teen years was the most popular and cheapest beer at the time. The pissy and bitter taste of the bud light is complimented by dropping in a shot of soco, known for its sweetness and smooth texture when going down one's throat. The drink has a certain sweet aftertaste that instantly shoots all who drink it back to their younger years of shoulder tapping for cheap beer with their meager earnings from working part time at Dunkin donuts, sneaking from their parents' liquor cabinets and going on joyrides with the pretty girl from algebra in the hopes of seeing her naked.
The Padiddle bomb consists of a half a glass of bud light, which during our teen years was the most popular and cheapest beer at the time. The pissy and bitter taste of the bud light is complimented by dropping in a shot of soco, known for its sweetness and smooth texture when going down one's throat. The drink has a certain sweet aftertaste that instantly shoots all who drink it back to their younger years of shoulder tapping for cheap beer with their meager earnings from working part time at Dunkin donuts, sneaking from their parents' liquor cabinets and going on joyrides with the pretty girl from algebra in the hopes of seeing her naked.
by Farzoid1 March 4, 2013
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Le instantaneous reaction that occurs when in the heaviest state of fright resulting in the smallest excretion bodily fluids
I did everything I can to get away I was cornered and once the beating commenced I piddled right when it started
by Zaddy Luar June 6, 2021
Get the Piddled mug.The act of 'fiddling' enhanced by cyber (or other) technology to produce larger, faster, deeper and/or more wide ranging results. Similar to 'phishing' or 'phreaking'.
As John gave Simon a tour of the bank he remarked on how IT was revolutionising the business. "In the old days we had to fiddle the accounts manually. But new technology means we can phiddle the books digitally. In fact a single phiddling computer can do thousands of man-hours of traditional fiddling. And if we get caught, we just blame it on a computer glitch. No more oinks from accounts blubbing to the securities commission to get out of some jail time."
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When Little Johny's dad found out he had been virtually molested online, he called the local police and they asked them to come down to the station to make a statement.
"Where did the pedo touch you son?" enquired the gruff and be-moustached Police Sergeant as he started polishing his truncheon.
"You don't understand." replied Johny's dad. "He was phiddled with".
"Fiddled with?" said the policeman,
"No, phiddled with, on the internet. Like being phished but it has warped his fragile little mind." Johny's dad explained.
"You do understand that, as this is a verbal exchange, I can't actually tell the difference between fiddled with and phiddled with unless you over pronounce the 'ph'. It is probably best you say, 'phiddled with a P.H.' to prevent this confusion in the future. I'll have to send you down to our cyber crime division. They deal with all the 'ph' around here. I will get their number for you." The Police Sergeant turned away and seemed disgruntled as he put his truncheon back in the draw.
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When Little Johny's dad found out he had been virtually molested online, he called the local police and they asked them to come down to the station to make a statement.
"Where did the pedo touch you son?" enquired the gruff and be-moustached Police Sergeant as he started polishing his truncheon.
"You don't understand." replied Johny's dad. "He was phiddled with".
"Fiddled with?" said the policeman,
"No, phiddled with, on the internet. Like being phished but it has warped his fragile little mind." Johny's dad explained.
"You do understand that, as this is a verbal exchange, I can't actually tell the difference between fiddled with and phiddled with unless you over pronounce the 'ph'. It is probably best you say, 'phiddled with a P.H.' to prevent this confusion in the future. I'll have to send you down to our cyber crime division. They deal with all the 'ph' around here. I will get their number for you." The Police Sergeant turned away and seemed disgruntled as he put his truncheon back in the draw.
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Typically from learning the plumbing trade in a non professional environment.
Typically from learning the plumbing trade in a non professional environment.
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Get the Piddledickn mug.A clueless dumbass. Be it your neighbors kid, your nerdy boss, or even your wifes dog that just doesn't want to, or maybe is not capable of learning the word NO.
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