Ravi Patel

Absolute victim of life, general bellend but can be funny at times. Wonky glasses and a bit of a spastic but overall a nice dude.

"Not Jesus Christ, it's Ravi Patel"

by Geoman2 May 16, 2018

Hiral Patel

just another patel to add to the list.

you know another saturday night strollin through the phone book when i reach the P's i finally find patel so im scrollin through and i was baffeled that i seen 50 patels in the area. i was like yo weed up?

by steve October 28, 2003

samir patel

An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.

Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.

by Nathan Reich April 20, 2008

Lana Patel

A bitch that breaks guys hearts. She baits you into liking her and seeming like a perfect woman and then just DESTROYS your mentality.

"Lana Patel broke my heart."

by kiddokiddie January 11, 2019

Axar Patel

Another slow left arm bowler who England can't seem to play. Made the pink ball rag square and some of his tried to spin but didn't turn (not a fookin arm ball).

Axar Patel gives every England Cricket fan nightmares

by saqib simp May 31, 2021

Patel Gafoor

An imaginary alias that can be used to cover up something.

When you get caught fucking your professor's daughter.

Professor: Who the fuck are you?
You: Patel Gafoor

by Patel Gafoor December 26, 2022

Meet Patel

Meet Patel is a short brown boy who loves basketball and is extremely funny to his girls. He is very mean and is an NPC, if he wants something from you, he WILL violently spank you cause he's ur daddy.

OMG, is that Meet Patel, he is such a smashh *moan****
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by anonymous November 16, 2022