Pud

The genitalia of a Ken Doll

When you undress Barbie's boyfriend, you can see his Pud.

by Sal Goodmane January 17, 2021

Pud

a mud puddle

We can't sled on that Hill because there's a pud at the bottom

by YoureWelcome___ January 29, 2022

Pud

A flaccid small penis.
Someone who is worthless.

He is such a pud.

by Big Chief TB June 6, 2022

Pud

The combination of pee and blood that occurs when a woman is on her period.

When Taylor went to the bathroom during her period, she found it was not just pee, but pud that was being ejected.

by Lord Militus July 13, 2022

pud

cock. penis even. maybe even wiener.

"aye you been pulling your pud lately?"

by GremlinGrem November 4, 2022

Pud

A person that doesn't care about the rules and/or is lazy and incompetent. They have absolutely no regard for anyone else in life.... because they suck.

Brayden spilled 30 gallons of oil and didn't clean it up because he's a Pud.

by Durtyndn September 3, 2023

Pud

Someone who has all the normal features of an average human with the exception of the speed at which the main computer processes data.

Did you see that pud walk into the rotating door the wrong way?

by Sewperman January 22, 2024