I have Prime

Phrase you use to justify your compulsive buying disorder on Amazon. (You pay for a monthly membership so you have to keep buying stuff right?)

Wife: "Honey, I'm worried about how much you are spending on Amazon, do we really needed another set of knives and color changing light bulbs? also they keyboard has been working fine why did you order a new one?
Husband: "Don't worry honey, I have Prime"

by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020

premeditated self-defense

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

Blackulous Prime

A nickname derived from the "Transformers" main character "Optimus Prime"; describes a friend who transforms and commits an act in which a ghetto-living African-American would typically commit, who is surviving in the struggle of life, made through poor logic and bad decision making.

CJ: (transforms into Blackulous Prime, drinks from your milk jug in the fridge, puts it back inside, then transforms back to your friend.)

Salvatore: "Yo Blackulous Prime, you seriously just drank straight outta my milk jug like that?"

CJ: "I didn't wanna dirty any of your disposable cups."

by Salvatore007 October 23, 2011

boning the prime cut

Making love to a beautiful woman. Screwing a babe. (Usually the first time; first sexual encounter.)

Bart had flirted with Tina in the office for months. She seemed out of his league though; he probably had even placed her her on a pedestal. Yet tonight, here he was, screwing her... boning the prime cut... and she was loving it with him.

by Quinster January 31, 2008

optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

by SexyLexie September 25, 2007

premeditated shit

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

by Max O. June 17, 2009

bendy prime

Nickname for supercon Optimus Prime from the Transformers series Armada. Named Bendy Prime because the original version of Optimus Prime in this series was brick-like and unposable. This version had much more articulation and in the collector realm naming it Bendy Prime saves on any confusion as to which version is being discussed.

Person 1: Do you have Optimus Prime from Armada?
Person 2: Which one? I have a few...
Person 1: Ya know, Bendy Prime.

by Diablien September 10, 2006