She was trying to sober up by throwing up a gallon of zima, so I helped her out with a quick porcelain pounder.
by IUPBSN October 05, 2011
by TightPuneSlayer69 April 05, 2018
Dude last night i totally peanut pounded an elephant.
John likes to peanut pound.
Ozzie is a peanut pounder
John likes to peanut pound.
Ozzie is a peanut pounder
by 141423154 62-4123 February 24, 2009
A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.
"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."
"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
by She_knows_it November 16, 2016
1. One who pounds muff.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
by Batez& Palautese April 11, 2014
by God 2 October 02, 2018
A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
by jsd9632 January 06, 2012