poopaholic

Person who poops alot.

If you poop a lot in 1 day you may be a poopaholic

by Edie Rod January 2, 2008

Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.

Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues

by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011

Pootang Pounder

A person that gets alot of puss wherever they go

Bro you are sure one big Pootang Pounder

by pootangpounder October 26, 2017

Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Portahoarder

Portahoarder- someone who carries an access of bags and miscellaneous items around with them. Hoarding on a level which is movable.

The portahoarder was heavily burdened by transporting all of his excess misc items everywhere he went. The portahoarder took up 5 seats on the train with his excess items he carried around.

by HAWKSTA February 29, 2020

harray_pottah

a closet weeb who denies being a weeb but suggest weeb shit and get mad if it doesn't get played

oh look over their this person watches anime but hides it when someone is near him, he is such a harray_pottah

by shakri69 June 19, 2023

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016