Ploop

The sound that a turd makes when it splashes in the toilet.

I took a large dump and every time my turd fell in the water it made a (ploop)ing sound.

by Ryan Adams May 10, 2006

ploopy

Ploopy can mean anything that is bad, it is usually but not always associated with the words.. Bad, Sad, Ugly, Fat, Stupid, Strange, etc.

Antonym of Blooby

1) Eww.. After he looks so ploopy cause he gained 10 pounds
2) Why are you so ploopy to him?
3) You make me look like ploop
4) Your looking Ploopy today =

by ItzMePops December 26, 2009

poonpie

Pie made of Poon or a slack attempt at bullshitting in scrabble. also a poon that is exceptionally tempting

This poonpie is delicious.
I could go for some poonpie now

by Luke "Besmirkvehogan" Johnson March 4, 2007

phooping

Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>

Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?

Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.

by GoddTodd Evans October 24, 2007

ploopies

1. A term that is used after raising much suspense about a subject, to annoy the person you are talking to.

1. Omigod, I have something really important to tell you but don't get upset...........(they say ok, tell them).......................ploopies!!!!!!!!!

by SuperAwesomeSexiestPersonEver October 27, 2011

phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

by monkiki February 25, 2005

poonplex

1) someone acting in a stuipid way
2) an offensive insult to some one acting like an idiot

hey, look at me im wearing a stuipid hat!! haha :D

shut up you poonplex

by !MollyDolly! December 12, 2009