poned

Phonetic play on the Internet term pwned, carrying the same meaning.

"I just poned all four of those guys, and smacked the last one with the flag!"

"I just got poned by my history final =\"

by Gogeta May 6, 2004

Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.

Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!

by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008

ponged

To score on an opponet in ping-pong

You just got ponged!

by Caleb Stutler March 2, 2006

ponedora

A very going female, similar to a slut, cheap fuck, or a puta.

that bitch is very ponedora!!!!

that jose fucked that ponedora!!!!!!

by pimpjose July 12, 2005

pronned

While looking at porn you are really turned on but then something really gross pops up on the screen.

I was really turned on by the two girls fingering each other and spurting fiji water on their faces until he pronned me with the bme pain olympics and two girls one cup!

by Pronned32 November 9, 2010

clown porned

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.

While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

snow-poned

When school or activities get cancelled or postponed due to unbelievable amounts of snow.

Dude! Thank God school was snow-poned today! I have not even looked at my homework!

by ICT-TARA February 26, 2011