pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

passive aggressive lol

The act of using typing an angry(ish) message to someone but adding 'lol' to the end in order not to come off as angry/ irritated despite actually being angry/ irritated.

Emma: hey bbe, did u wash the dishes?? E xx

Dave: sry, been watching football. Will do l8r. D xx

Emma: u had better or I swear I will be pissed lol. E xx

A fine example of the passive aggressive lol.

by Cachanga March 11, 2014

Pepsi Freeze

A pepsi freeze is similar to a slushy, BUT way better because it is more frozen and doesn't turn to liquid in two seconds. They are only found in Clovis, CA at the Shell station that used to be a Texaco. It is called a pepsi freeze, but there is the Dr. Pepper and blue raspberry flavor as well. Quite possibly the greatest thing created.

Guy 1: "Man, it is so hot out today"

Guy 2:"I know, I could really go for a PEPSI FREEZE'

by Schroe January 22, 2011

Pepsi Party

What underage individuals have when there is no access to alcoholic beverages due to adult presence. Especially at employee Christmas parties.

{Matt walks in to room with a beer in hand and notices two young boys drinking Coca-Cola}
Matt: What are you guys having a little Pepsi Party over here??

{All other adults laugh hysterically}
{Young boys hang heads in shame}

by Jamal Rakens July 26, 2012

Pionel Pepsi

Washed up pen merchant that is said to have haunted relegation clubs like Eibar and Mallorca. Currently farming in the Uber Eats league but is finished and only has 2 goals this season. Known to ghost on big game occasions such as his missed penalty against Chile in the Copa America 2016 final and in the 2014 World Cup final against Germany. Finished player who played for a finished club for most of his career. He is most recently found missing pens in the champions league against Real Madrid.

Me: Grandpa, who is Pionel Pepsi?

Grandfather: Never speak of his name again - he is a washed up dwarf pen merchant who only scores against shite teams like Bolivia and Eibar

by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022

Pepsi

Adj. Dead. Turn the Pepsi logo upside down and it reads as "isded". Has become synonymous with "dieded" on 9gag.

After witnessing a horrific car crash video, many commenters asked, "Pepsi?"

by PCNewInTown May 19, 2021

Cautiously Pessimistic

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012