Pecker hand

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.

Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.

by Goldermann February 5, 2017

pecker pimple

A derogatory term similar to asshole or dickhead.it is also a painful pimple on ones penis fortunately are rare

Stop being such a pecker pimple and pass the potatoes.

by synspilum24 December 20, 2013

Canadian pecker

When one slams their nose into the arse hole of another in a quick repetitive motion whilst in the snow or other frigid environment.

I gave Betty the Canadian pecker in the parking lot of Tim Hortons last night.

by RockSpringfield January 11, 2017

pecker mache

The process of making porno mag pages stick together. Can also be considered goober glue.

My little brother fucked up my Hustler with his pecker mache.

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

Pecker-in-law

n. A title shared by two or more Southern gentlemen acknowledging they have had sex with the same woman.

Whudn't 'til I got drinkin' with ole Jimmy that I realized we wuz pecker-in-laws sic for damn near 15 years.

by Spank Me Again Kelly! January 30, 2005

pecker track

the trail of semen left on a sheet or matress after intercourse

Spoon loves to lick his own pecker tracks after sex

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

pinky-pecker

1. An erect penis less than or equal to the size of the typical adult male pinky finger.

2. Any man with such a penis.

Kara: I saw a nude photo of Josh Duhamel.
Sara: Is he big?
Kara: Hardly. He has a pinky-pecker.
Sara: Maybe the studio was cold.

by Kara&Sara January 3, 2008