Patsy-Lee

A pile of shit grandmother
A woman who won't be missed when she dies and goes to hell.

This type of woman has no chance of going to heaven.

This type will jump the gun to accuse you of things before they happen and without cause to play victim.

When a Patsy-Lee writes you a sob story about how you haven't thanked them on facebook for an out of the blue gift they sent sent you before you actually receive the gift you have to tell them to stop being a Patsy-Lee

When a grandmother won't try to remember your actual name and just refers to you as Amanda even though that's not your name

by BlackSheepsOpinion May 23, 2020

Patsexual

Having sexual attraction or feeling the need to simp for men named Pat/Patrick. Also meaning to identify as one who only likes people named Patrick.

"Are you coming out to your parents?"
"No, they don't know I'm Patsexual yet"

by rinpffft August 17, 2020

patso

Patso is someone who has a huge collection of rocks🙃

That's an example sentence for the use of the word "patso"

by Bababouis September 1, 2021

Self patdown

To check one's pockets for cell phone/wallet/keys before jumping in a pool or the ocean.

I always do a self patdown before I jump in the water.

by cq29 June 1, 2010

relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.

My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.

by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

Reverse PTSD

When you uncontrollably have flashbacks of a really enjoyable experience that makes you want to relive the experience again.

Ever since I went to that strip club I've been having reverse PTSD over it and want to go back.

by BigMoist January 1, 2017