Wienie Panini

When someone defecates on the toilet and put their penis between the bowl and the seat.

John was sick of his ding dong dipping in the toilet water so he started using the Wienie Panini.

by Two Chainz!! January 1, 2017

Cincinnati Panini Press

Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.

My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.

by Sunday funday kids February 9, 2020

rueben panini

The sister to a pressed ham (resting your nut sack on someone's forehead). Its when a woman rests her vaginal vulvan meat curtains on your forehead. The leaving of a slippery after-residue is completely dealers choice.

Dorthy Francis Mary Huffington totally gave me a rueben panini while I was sleeping and now my forehead feels and smells like old meat.

by Abbey Weiner & Dirt March 23, 2010

global panini

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato

I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

grundlewich panini

Two grundles, fresh pressed, having been washed within two days, marinating in a stew of gooey satisfaction due to previous exersions, whatever may be the cause.

Well that was quite a marathon. All I need is to get my face betwixt a nice hot grundlewich panini

by bradfenkel February 23, 2014

Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016

Christina Panini

Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.

She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)

Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known

by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019