Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!

Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"

by Mediokrates March 4, 2010

Panda Express

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.

Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.

by sgman69 June 1, 2011

sneaky panda

A person who intentionally displays a humorous or awkward facial expression in the background of a photograph.

The picture of us at the bar was good except for that sneaky panda in the booth behind us.

by Tater Po August 18, 2010

Panda Boo

A term of endearment like Panda Bear, but for your significant other specifically. Implies they are cute and adorable.

I love you panda boo!

My boyfriend is the sweetest panda boo. He's so adorable.

by Lindzalicious September 26, 2009

Panda Parkinson

A term used to describe someone who is in-fact not ginger but 'auburn'.
Basically Panda Parkinson = ginger

Millie: She's ginger.
Amy: No she's Panda Parkinson.
Millie: That's so ginger.

by wcsmw December 6, 2012

Dead Panda Society

An underground environmental faction that injects revolutionary humor into the global eco-catastrophe.

The "Dead Panda" of the Dead Panda Society is allegedly a spoof of the World Wildlife Fund's beloved panda icon. "Your car kills pandas." -DPS

by Dead Panda Society October 29, 2008

Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.

Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"

by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011