Taking a medium sized dildo (6-8 inches), insert into your partners' ass. Then proceed to perform anal sex on them. Forcing the dildo further into their anus. Later in the evening, they will have the pleasure of trying to force the dildo back out and cleaning it themselves.
My girlfriend was feeling adventurous, so we tried the Oregon Log Jam. She will never shit the same!
When someone with gut issues climbs a 25-foot ladder and shits profuse diarrhea, soaking anyone within a 15-foot radius. Not effective for actual fire control.
“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! My friend was fixing his roof and let out a massive Oregon fire sprinkler and it got in my mouth!”