optimist

Someone who lacks rational thinking or the understanding of Occam's Razor.

-Hey, check it out. Bob's mom just died, and he's confident she went to heaven.
-Nah, he's just an optimist.

by TheShameless May 29, 2009

potimistic

Being hopeful while you are stoned!

The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.

(while stoned)

(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!

by Lamzaney May 17, 2011

Rectal optimitis

An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.

Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.

by Possumpecker February 8, 2018

optimista

is an outlook on life with a Latin twist. One maintains a view of the world as a positive place.

Opposite:
Pessimista

Tia was being optimista that she would find the perfect dress for her sister's wedding

by Tia&Chele April 22, 2008

Optimystic

a person with magical eyeballs that allows them to look into the future and scope out what to be happy about

Optimystic people ruin everything with their future sight. can't I fail at something without them telling me things will get better in the future, let me live my life for a change!

by Seanynomous "W"riter February 18, 2011

Optimist

A kind of person who is most often a closet pessimist, and much like a pessimist can not see the virtue or value in any bad experiences. However, unlike a pessimist, who copes with that view by adopting the deluded, jaded notion that everything that can go wrong will go wrong so they aren't disappointed, the optimist follows the even more deluded notion that they will simply never have bad experiences.

Optimist: There's no way we're going to lose!
Pessimist: There's no way we will win...let's just quit while we're ahead...
Realist: I would honestly prefer to win, but it's also no biggie if we lose. Live and learn, right?
Optimist and Pessimist: ...Get out.

by BovineButthole October 19, 2017

OptimisticRanger

Livestreamer on chaturbate

A conversational broadcaster is OptimisticRanger, he loves to chat.

by JapansFinestMiner July 13, 2022