optical course

book any piece of literature over 100 pages.

The Catcher in the Rye is an excellent optical course.

by Devin Dix December 9, 2008

optical chafing

The act of vigorously rubbing another's eye to achieve an orgasm.

Mary wore an eyepatch to school because of the intense optical chafing her boyfriend gave to her last night.

by Aaron Peck July 23, 2006

OpTic VS3

One of the most renowned modders on the xbox 360. He is known for his amazing modding and glitching skills and is one of the very few people who is nice to bk randys on the xbox 360. Although he has selective hearing most of the time he is a pretty cool guy and nice to hang out and play with especially on MW2 in Modded Lobbies.

Oh My Gosh Is That OpTic VS3? Can I Send You A Friend Request?

by A Fan Of OpTic VS3 <3 April 19, 2010

Optic

tard, homo, gay, queir, see: Nexor

omg ur so fukn optic...

by Ryan Young November 16, 2003

Optical Asslusion

When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.

The "Optical Asslusion" Looks good from far, far from good.

by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008

optischism

In a multiverse, the optimal schism would be the best alternate reality concerning some aspect.

In Homer Simpson's optischism the oceans are made of duff beer, and it rains donuts.

by Dr. Peter J. D'Adamo III November 1, 2008

Optishitstic

(pronunciation - Opti-shit-stick)

1. The combination of having an incredibly optimistic outlook while possessing an effortless aura of awesomeness (i.e., to be "the shit").

1. With his positive attitude and witty sense of humor, Ashby is a natural optishitstic.

by :0) PositiveVibes! May 28, 2010