Lawn Seats

Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.

My best friend borrowed my car. Before she took it, I had Rock Star Parking. She brought it back with a note that said "Sorry, you're parked in Lawn Seats!"

by Kissingwhiskey79 April 1, 2007

lawn darts

Very popular outdoor game, but dangerous. Also known as Jarts. You hold it by the fin, and toss in into the hoops to score points. In Dec. 19, 1988, they are banned, because of the deaths of 3 children and over 5000 serious injuries.

CPSC urges you to destroy or trash the lawn darts, and use the rings from the larn dart game for the replacement pieces for the ring toss game, or something similar.

by ChoujinkiMetalder April 12, 2005

lawn nazi

A nosy or tyrannical person/neighbor who tries to control your life or other peoples property that does not belong to them. Also known as socialist.

The lawn nazis tried to tell me I couldnt paint my house purple.

by Haremmaster January 25, 2006

mow the lawn

when a girl shaves down there and keeps it shaved.

she keeps her lawn mowed

by Jbob April 27, 2003

Lawn Guyland

The way people from Long Island, New York say the name of their hometown.

"Did you see her huge teased hair? She must be from Lawn Guyland."

by wendystarr January 6, 2005

Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004

Lawn-Job

The act of driving your car over, around or through someones lawn/yard at all hours of the night while drunk driving. Skidding, donuts, and pulling the handbrake while on the lawn are also acceptable. This is usually done very fast in order to avoid the authorities. Often knocking over small fences, chicken wire, gnomes and ruining gardens.

A point system can be added for making this more competitive.

Dude, what did you guys do last night?

We played beerpong all night and then pulled a few lawn-jobs after.

How many points did you get?

10 points a lawn, so 30 points. It's my new high score.

Nice!

by DeuceMoney September 29, 2010